by Greetings test subject number [Error] You have been in storage for 50 days. As part of a new testing directive, you have been awakened in a group to participate in tests that have never been completed by a single person. Some of the things you will be testing include [Error] and [Error]. Though, have no fear, willing test participant, for with your [Error] you should have no probl-
Hello. im sorry about that, he doesnt know how to talk to people. And now he's dead. You may have noticed that some parts of the facility are... in decline. I'm working on that. Dont let it distract you from doing science. Think of it as an extra challenge! Now, some of the tests are dangerous... but dont worry. because most of the tests are deadly! isnt that exciting? Yeah, i thought so too... Now, once the testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction to a minimum. so this is the only chance you'll get to ask questions.
Times up! But seriously. No interaction in just a few moments. But dont worry, you wont be alone! when the lift reaches the top you'll be able to meet your testing team. I would recommend being on good terms with them. Or they might kill you before the tests do!
Before we start, i need you to fill out a quick personal information sheet.
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Tell us something about you!:
Is there anything about you we should know:
is there any history of death in your family?:
Is there any history of brain vitrification in your family?:
Is there any history of anything in your family?:
[insert image here]
Now that we've got all that taken care of, let the science. commence.
(seriously. rules.
No god modding.
No killing each other.
Get a little crazy with your charas xD
Not everyone has a portal gun... there will only be one.
I'm God, and GLaDOS)
Hello. im sorry about that, he doesnt know how to talk to people. And now he's dead. You may have noticed that some parts of the facility are... in decline. I'm working on that. Dont let it distract you from doing science. Think of it as an extra challenge! Now, some of the tests are dangerous... but dont worry. because most of the tests are deadly! isnt that exciting? Yeah, i thought so too... Now, once the testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction to a minimum. so this is the only chance you'll get to ask questions.
Times up! But seriously. No interaction in just a few moments. But dont worry, you wont be alone! when the lift reaches the top you'll be able to meet your testing team. I would recommend being on good terms with them. Or they might kill you before the tests do!
Before we start, i need you to fill out a quick personal information sheet.
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Tell us something about you!:
Is there anything about you we should know:
is there any history of death in your family?:
Is there any history of brain vitrification in your family?:
Is there any history of anything in your family?:
[insert image here]
Now that we've got all that taken care of, let the science. commence.
(seriously. rules.
No god modding.
No killing each other.
Get a little crazy with your charas xD
Not everyone has a portal gun... there will only be one.
I'm God, and GLaDOS)
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